You may not have known this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in … but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off … it [...] [...]

These are from a book called ”Disorder in the Courts”, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ………………. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: [...] [...]

WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, [...] [...]

Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I [...] [...]

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