Subject: [Male or Female?]

You may not have known this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in … but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off … it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed … but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object … because to get them to go anywhere … you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female … because they are soft … squeezable and retain water.

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Female … because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male… because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because…over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male … because in the last 5000 years … they’ve hardly changed at all … and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push….he just keeps trying

New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots … especially during evening hours … the Edinburgh City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Tesco shopping center. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !