So, we know about ‘White Ribbon Campaign’ where men are being asked to wear a white ribbon to support women’s groups in stopping men from being violent to women. Since this has been pushed through all western countries and receives a lot of money our sons will be receiving education at school on how they are bad to females and how they can be kinder and more giving to females. Never once will females be asked to be kinder to the males as this is just another attempt to turn our males feminine.
But what hasn’t arrived in New Zealand yet is ‘Yellow Ribbon Campaign’. Now you are going to fall off your seat either in fits of laughter or in disgust that this is how far feminists are taking the idea to make women masculine and men feminine. ‘Yellow Ribbon Campaign’ is to stop men standing and peeing. It is a form of discrimination against women for men to stand and pee.
You may be aware that feminists have been using the idea that women are oppressed to men to make us equal. But what you may not aware of is the people behind the feminists who are using the feminists to achieve their agenda. Every time in history when communism has taken over or attempted to take over the men have gone to war for the freedom of the people. Turning the males feminine will stop the men from being masculine and in turn will stop the men from fighting for the freedom of the people. This will give the communists complete control for generations upon generations to come.
So what trick are these clever people using this time to take away the last piece or masculinity in males?
Mothers and hygiene. Now this is a smart thing to do. Tell the men that they are hurting the women by standing and peeing because the women are the cleaners of the toilet. Men a chivalrous after all and want to please the women. This is why men are not standing up against women. They won’t argue with women because they still respect them.
MYTH #1: “Men can pee standing up”
Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets.
Some of you may say, “No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!” Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, “Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?”
MYTH #2: “It’s a victimless crime.”Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what happens when you are a guest at someone’s home, over at your friend’s house, visiting the inlaws, or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else have to suffer for your unwillingness to sit down?
TAKE A SEATOnce you realize you have a problem, you can concentrate on the solution. Changing a life long habit may be difficult, that’s why we have created a poster to put in your bathroom as a reminder. The printable version is here.
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Our goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010.
Mothers against peeing standing up
Now if this was a hygiene problem we could change the toilet to suit both men and women. But see the way they blatantly shame men. If men were the animals we are being told they are and they are being told they are; you would not be able to shame them into doing feminists bidding.
So how far has this already gone?
Germans have taken the crusade against men who stand while peeing to a new level: They’ve come up with a device that will scold anyone trying to relieve himself in an upright position.
Known to resort to drastic measures to stamp out bad habits — many a German child has had bad-tasting substances spread on thumbs to prevent sucking — Germans are now welcoming a little ghost to their bathrooms.
About 1.6 million toilets are already haunted by Spuk, or Spook, as the little device is called. Attached to the underside of the toilet seat, Spuk quietly endures sitting visitors. But anyone trying to lift the seat should be prepared for the ghost’s unrelenting wrath.
“Excuse me, but there’s a penalty for peeing while standing in this house,” it warns culprits. “You’d better not risk any problems and sit down!”
Other versions start roaring like a lion or try to persuade stubborn customers with the soothing voice of a female flight attendant.
“We welcome you aboard Never Come Back Airlines,” the voice says. “We’d like to ask our male passengers in particular to sit down, buckle up and refrain from smoking.”
After conquering the German market, Spuk has already taken over toilets in Scandinavia, the Netherlands and Canada.
Next on the list is a tougher challenge: According to officials for the company that makes the device, Spuk will soon try to convert Italian men as well.
This is old now and the forcing of males to sit and pee has also taken over Sweden, Norway and most of Europe. The schools took out urinals for the boys and have shamed the young lads to sit and pee with the females.
Now if you are a female who feels discriminated against for the reason men stand and pee and women sit and pee, there are products you can buy so that you too can stand and pee.
This little nifty device called freedom is for sale online for 8.50 pounds. There are also accessories available.
Yet I would think you could find something like this in a sex novelty shop here in New Zealand or maybe even on trademe.
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